"So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so."
cher taught me that you don’t have to pretend boys are cute when they aren’t and i’ll always be indebted to her for that
Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
when you try to flick away a banana peel but it comes towards you instead
I feel like this picture is so important
She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly
Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.