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fullmetal-dipshit:

teenagecentury:

rubbishapples:

July 2nd.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

I finally understand what Blink-182 means.

FUCK

Text 23 Jul 237,594 notes

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

image

Photo 23 Jul 154,906 notes flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

Video 23 Jul 54 notes

jackinaboxwithoutakeytolockit:

This brave young American Jew in his travels to Israel decides to make a stand at a Jewish Festival.

Young American Jew Stands up for Palestine. You Won’t Believe what Happens Next
MUST WATCH
Photo 23 Jul 146,120 notes 
actual photo of me in the future

actual photo of me in the future

Photo 23 Jul 4,218 notes acorgiaday:

Boo I’m a ghost!

acorgiaday:

Boo I’m a ghost!

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(Source: frankie40hands)

via KINGSLEY.
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debbieb3:

muah!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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via can u not.
Video 23 Jul 277,350 notes

westcoastinx:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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Photo 23 Jul 115,089 notes ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

via can u not.
Photo 23 Jul 437,621 notes yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

(Source: zarialinton)

via can u not.
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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs)

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Photo 23 Jul 4,567 notes mare-moment:

showgirlglitz:

winning caption by mare-moment: ”Joey, it is three in the fucking morning. Turn Netflix off and go the fuck to sleep and maybe GO GET A FUCKING JOB TOMORROW SO YOU CAN STOP EATING ALL MY FOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE JOEY YOU ARE 22 YEARS OLD.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH YES

mare-moment:

showgirlglitz:

winning caption by mare-moment: ”Joey, it is three in the fucking morning. Turn Netflix off and go the fuck to sleep and maybe GO GET A FUCKING JOB TOMORROW SO YOU CAN STOP EATING ALL MY FOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE JOEY YOU ARE 22 YEARS OLD.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH YES

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